January 2010
oh my god, mike tyson's sitting with the cast of...
hariboo:
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LOVE IT. Well done, seating staff.
OMG WHAT? I need pictures! I love this! xD
I want to change my name to T-Bone. T-Bone Streep.
– Meryl Streep
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Oh, it’s just God crying for NBC.
– Tina Fey, discussing the rain on the Golden Globes red carpet.
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I CAN'T EVEN
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Appropiate.
VERY APPROPIATED
reblog if you'll be single for valentines day
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Figures that my 1600th post would be something...
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I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.
– George Carlin (via littledidheknow) (via isotoldyouso) (via kimclit) (via honeysticks) (via suicideunderground) (via cherryblossomowl) (via thingsgohazy) (via oceanchild) (via fakemustache) (via barilace) (via hariboo)
You have been told that real life is not like college and you have been...
– Meryl Streep (via nancysun)
OH I SURE HOPE SO. FU COLLEGE!
Seth on the NBC Late night shakeup
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This week, you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone get screwed on TV.
So how did NBC let it come to this? Well, I think I can explain it. Let’s say you’re married, and it’s the number one marriage in the country. But then, you meet someone else who just sweeps you off your feet. So you say to her, “I wanna marry you. In...
I can't believe that Literature, History,...
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This is retarded
Seconded.
Hah! I guess I am dumb as a rock because I’m majoring in psych and minoring in art. I can’t believe this post!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Omg. What is this, i don’t even. Christ. I just threw up...
If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who...
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cheskaaaaa:
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yerawizardharry:
Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
Remove your laptop.
Start it up.
Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
Then click here.
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LAUGHTRIP! HAHAHA!
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A 5 year old boy in my town had leukemia. His wish...
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